English Original
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said:
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
中文翻译
一位男士和他的妻子走进牙医诊所。男士对牙医说：“医生，我赶时间。我有两个哥们儿坐在车里等着我们去打高尔夫呢，所以别管麻醉了，直接把牙拔了完事。我们在镇上最好的高尔夫球场预约了上午十点的开球时间，现在已经九点半了。我可没时间等麻药生效！”
牙医心想，天哪，这真是个勇敢的人，竟然要求不用任何止痛措施就拔牙。于是牙医问他：“是哪颗牙呢，先生？”
男士转向他的妻子，说道：
“张开嘴，亲爱的，给他看看。”