I Work for 7up | 我在七喜公司工作

English Original

Four friends met at the hospital where their wives were giving birth.

The nurse approached the first man and said, "Congratulations, you have twins." The man replied, "How strange! I'm the manager of the Minnesota Twins."

After a while, the nurse came to the second man and said, "Congratulations, you have triplets." The man said, "Hmm, strange. I work as a director for The Three Musketeers."

Finally, the nurse approached the third man and said, "Congratulations, you have quadruplets." The man was happy and said, "Ironic. I work for the Four Seasons hotel."

All three were happy until they saw their last buddy jumping around, cursing, and banging his head against the wall. They asked him what was wrong. He answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7Up!"


中文翻译

四位好友在医院相遇,因为他们的妻子正在分娩。

护士走向第一位男士说:“恭喜,你生了一对双胞胎。” 男士回答:“真奇怪!我是明尼苏达双城队的经理。”

过了一会儿,护士来到第二位男士面前说:“恭喜,你生了三胞胎。” 男士说:“嗯,奇怪。我是电影《三个火枪手》的导演。”

最后,护士走向第三位男士说:“恭喜,你生了四胞胎。” 男士高兴地说:“真讽刺。我在四季酒店工作。”

三人都很高兴,直到他们看到最后一位伙伴上蹿下跳,咒骂着,用头撞墙。他们问他怎么了。他回答道:“怎么了?我在七喜公司工作!”

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