Bill: Where did you get that gold watch, Jon?
Jon: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Jon: Three: a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
比尔：乔，你从哪儿弄来的那块金表？
乔：我赛跑赢来的。
比尔：有多少人参加了？
乔：三个：一个警察，手表的主人，还有我！
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