English Original
A father said to his sons, "Tomorrow, your mother will bake a pie. Who wants to eat it?"
The eldest son replied, "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father then said, "Tomorrow, I will butcher a pig. Who wants to eat it?"
The same son answered, "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father added, "Tomorrow, we will plough the field. Who will plough?"
The eldest son answered again, "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"
中文翻译
一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“明天你们的妈妈要烤一张馅饼。谁想吃呢？”
大儿子回答说：“爸爸，我要把它全吃了！”
父亲接着说：“明天我要宰一头猪。谁想吃呢？”
又是这个儿子回答：“爸爸，我要把它全吃了！”
父亲又说：“明天我们要去耕地。谁来耕呢？”
大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我。这次该轮到别人自愿了！”