English Original
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection benefits the herd as a whole, as the general speed and health of the group improve through the regular culling of the weakest members.
Similarly, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, and it naturally attacks the slowest and weakest ones first.
Thus, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
中文翻译
一群野牛的行进速度只能取决于其中最慢的那头。当牛群被猎杀时，落在最后、最慢最弱的个体最先被淘汰。
这种自然选择对整个牛群有益，因为通过定期淘汰最弱的成员，整个群体的速度和健康状况得以持续提升。
类似地，人类大脑的运转速度也只能取决于其中最慢的脑细胞。
众所周知，过量摄入酒精会杀死脑细胞，并且它自然会首先攻击最慢和最弱的那些。
因此，定期饮用啤酒能清除较弱的脑细胞，从而持续使大脑成为一台更快、更高效的机器。