Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony from spending so much money on me?" she asked her mother.
"Marry him!"
简很爱托尼，但每次一起外出时，他挥霍无度的花钱方式都让她感到不安。她问母亲：“我怎样才能不让托尼在我身上花这么多钱呢？”
“嫁给他！”
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