Logic Lesson | 逻辑课

English Original

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all of his savings?"


中文翻译

一位四年级老师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。

"有这样一个场景,"她说,"一个男人在河中央的船上站着钓鱼。他失去平衡,掉进水里,开始扑腾并大喊救命。

他的妻子听到了喧闹声,知道他不会游泳,便跑向河岸。你们认为她为什么跑向河岸?"

一个女孩举手问道:"是不是去取走他所有的存款?"

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