English Original
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit did not like each other. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog.
The frog spoke to them, amazing them both. It explained that it rarely met anyone, but when it did, it granted six wishes. The frog told them they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in their forest were female. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit thought for a moment, then wished for a crash helmet. One appeared instantly, and he put it on.
Mr. Bear was puzzled by this wish but proceeded with his second one. He wished that all bears in the neighboring forests were also female. The frog granted this wish too.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him. He climbed on and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear was incredulous. He complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that could have been his own.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish: that all other bears in the world were female, leaving him as the only male bear.
The frog confirmed the wish was granted. They both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his final wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, and said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" Then he rode away as fast as he could.
中文翻译
熊先生和兔先生彼此不太喜欢。一天，他们在树林里散步时，遇到了一只金色的青蛙。
青蛙开口说话，让他们俩都很惊讶。它解释说它很少遇到人，但一旦遇到，就会实现六个愿望。青蛙告诉他们每人可以许三个愿望。
熊先生立刻许愿，希望他们森林里所有其他的熊都是雌性。青蛙实现了他的愿望。
兔先生想了一会儿，然后许愿要一顶摩托车头盔。头盔立刻出现，他戴在了头上。
熊先生对这个愿望感到困惑，但还是继续许他的第二个愿望。他希望邻近森林里所有的熊也都是雌性。青蛙也实现了这个愿望。
兔先生接着许愿要一辆摩托车。摩托车出现在他面前。他爬上车，开始轰油门。
熊先生难以置信。他抱怨兔先生浪费了两个本可以属于他自己的愿望。
熊先生摇摇头，许下了他最后的愿望：希望世界上所有其他的熊都是雌性，这样他就成了唯一的公熊。
青蛙确认愿望已实现。他们都转向兔先生，等待他的最后一个愿望。
兔先生轰着油门，想了一秒钟，说道：“我希望熊先生是同性恋！”然后他以最快的速度骑走了。