English Original
A nerd was walking on campus when his friend rode up on a shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Yesterday, a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want!'"
The first nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
中文翻译
一个书呆子在校园里走着，这时他的朋友骑着一辆闪亮的新自行车过来了。第一个书呆子惊呆了，问道：“你从哪儿弄来这么一辆好自行车？”
第二个书呆子回答说：“昨天，一个漂亮的女人骑着这辆自行车来到我面前。她把车扔到地上，脱掉所有衣服，然后说，‘拿走你想要的！’”
第一个书呆子赞许地点点头，说：“明智的选择。那些衣服你很可能穿不上。”