English Original
A woman gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, in the hospital. Only her brother was present with her. After the delivery, the nurse entered the room and said, "Your brother has taken the liberty to name the children."
The new mother sighed, "Oh no. He probably gave them stupid names."
"The girl's name is Denise," the nurse replied.
"That's not bad, I like it," the mother said. "And the boy's?"
The nurse answered, "The boy's name is De-nephew."
中文翻译
一位女士在医院生了一对双胞胎，一个男孩和一个女孩。当时只有她的哥哥陪在她身边。分娩后，护士走进房间说：“您的哥哥擅自给孩子们取了名字。”
这位新妈妈叹了口气：“哦，不。他可能取了很蠢的名字。”
“女孩的名字叫丹尼斯（Denise），”护士回答。
“这名字不错，我喜欢，”母亲说。“那男孩的呢？”
护士答道：“男孩的名字叫‘侄子’（De-nephew，与‘the nephew’谐音）。”