Too Late | 为时已晚

English Original

Although I had never met him, I knew my grandfather was five feet six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet eleven inches.

As a teenager leafing through old photographs with Grandma, I finally realized how unusual they must have looked together.

"Grandma," I asked, "how could you have fallen in love with a man five inches shorter than you?"

She turned to me. "Honey," she said, "we fell in love sitting down, and when I stood up, it was too late."


中文翻译

尽管我从未见过祖父,但我知道他身高五英尺六英寸,而我高贵典雅的祖母身高五英尺十一英寸。

十几岁时,我和祖母一起翻阅老照片,终于意识到他们站在一起的样子一定很不寻常。

“奶奶,”我问道,“你怎么会爱上一个比你矮五英寸的人呢?”

她转向我。“亲爱的,”她说,“我们是坐着相爱的。等我站起来时,已经太晚了。”

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