At a dinner party, the host mentioned his high school alma mater. A guest asked if he had been there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" replied the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," said the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
在一次晚宴上，主人提到了他的高中母校。一位客人问他是否曾与某位副校长同时在校。
"当然！"主人回答道。"他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？"
"算是吧，"客人说。"我母亲上周六嫁给了他。"
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