The Painless Hair Solution | 无痛生发方案

English Original

A bald man sat down in a beauty salon.

"How can I help you?" asked the stylist.

"I tried a hair transplant," the man explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

"No problem," said the stylist, and she promptly shaved her head.


中文翻译

一位秃顶男子在一家美容沙龙坐了下来。

“有什么可以帮您?”发型师问道。

“我尝试过植发,”男子解释道,“但我忍受不了那种疼痛。如果你能让我的头发看起来像你的一样,并且没有任何不适,我就付给你5000美元。”

“没问题,”发型师说着,迅速剃光了自己的头发。

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