A bald man sat down in a beauty salon.
"How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
"I tried a hair transplant," the man explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and she promptly shaved her head.
一位秃顶男子在一家美容沙龙坐了下来。
“有什么可以帮您？”发型师问道。
“我尝试过植发，”男子解释道，“但我忍受不了那种疼痛。如果你能让我的头发看起来像你的一样，并且没有任何不适，我就付给你5000美元。”
“没问题，”发型师说着，迅速剃光了自己的头发。
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