A Brain Transplant | 脑移植手术

English Original

A brain surgeon was about to perform a transplant. "You have a choice between two brains," he told the patient. "For $1,000, you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000, you can have the brain of a politician."

The patient was amazed at the huge price difference. "Is the politician's brain that much better?" he asked.

The surgeon replied, "No, it's not better. It's just unused."


中文翻译

一位脑外科医生正准备进行移植手术。他告诉病人:“您可以在两个大脑中选择一个。花1000美元,您可以得到一位心理学家的大脑;花10000美元,您可以得到一位政治家的大脑。”

病人对巨大的价格差异感到惊讶。“政治家的大脑要好那么多吗?”他问道。

外科医生回答:“不,不是更好。只是从未用过。”

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