A woman visits her doctor and complains, "My husband is 300% impotent."
The doctor replies, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."
She explains, "Well, the first 100% is what you'd expect. On top of that, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
一位女士去看医生，抱怨道：“我丈夫有 300% 的无能。”
医生回答：“我不太明白您的意思。”
她解释道：“嗯，第一个 100% 是你能想到的那种。除此之外，他还烫伤了舌头，还弄断了手指！”
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