Politicians and Lightbulbs | 政客与灯泡

All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor

The Looney Bin | 疯人院

A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...

beginner dialogue

Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue

The Operation | 手术

A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn....

beginner dialogue

The Cruise Deal | 巡航游交易

Two men fall for a cheap cruise ad, only to be knocked ou...

beginner dark-humor

Hunting Skills | 打猎的技巧

A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...

beginner dialogue

Surgeons' Coffee Break | 外科医生的咖啡闲谈

Four surgeons humorously compare the ease of operating on...

beginner dialogue

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

The Crocodile Dogfight | 鳄鱼斗犬

A satirical tale where Uncle Sam and Osama settle a war w...

beginner fiction

Two Blind Hunters | 两位盲目的猎人

Two blonde hunters, lost in the woods, repeatedly fire sh...

beginner blonde-joke

A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植

A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychol...

brain-surgery dialogue

A Polish Joke | 波兰笑话

A blonde tells a Polish joke to her priest, only to be in...

beginner cultural-stereotype

Three Surgeons | 三位外科医生

Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, ea...

dialogue english-learning

Missing Wife | 失踪的妻子

A man reports his wife missing a month after she disappea...

beginner dialogue

An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子

A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find la...

humor joke

The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师

A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questio...

beginner dialogue

The String-Trick Parrot | 会拉绳的鹦鹉

A man discovers a parrot trained to speak different langu...

beginner dialogue

Thirteen | 十三

A curious man peeks into an asylum where residents are ch...

anecdote beginner

I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了

A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car,...

beginner dialogue