Politicians and Lightbulbs | 政客与灯泡

English Original

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.


中文翻译

问:更换一个灯泡需要多少位政客?

答:两位。一位负责把它换掉,另一位负责再把它换回来。

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