Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
老师正在讲课时，彼得打起了瞌睡。
老师：彼得！告诉我们，世界上最大的东西是什么？
彼得：嗯，嗯……眼皮……
老师：什么？眼皮？
彼得：是的，老师。因为只要我一闭上眼睛，眼皮就能盖住世界上的一切。
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