Horsing Around | 马儿闲谈

English Original

Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a day's training. One said to the other, "I can't understand why we are so slow. We come from good stock, we have the best food, great trainers, and yet we come last in every race."

A dog running alongside them overheard and said, "I know what your problem is. I've seen you race, and it looks to me as if you race off at the start really fast, use up all your energy, and then have nothing left. What you should do is pace yourselves. When all the other horses are tuckered, put in a spurt, and you're sure to win. What do you think of that?"

The horses looked at one another and said, "Wow, a talking dog!"


中文翻译

两匹马在一天的训练后走回围场。一匹马对另一匹说:“我真不明白我们为什么这么慢。我们出身优良血统,吃着最好的饲料,有最棒的训练师,可我们每次比赛都垫底。”

一只在旁边跑的狗无意中听到了,便说:“我知道你们的问题所在。我看过你们比赛,在我看来,你们似乎一开始就冲得太快,耗尽了所有体力,然后就后劲不足了。你们应该做的是控制好自己的节奏。等到其他马都筋疲力尽时,再猛冲一下,你们肯定能赢。你们觉得这个建议怎么样?”

两匹马面面相觑,说道:“哇,一只会说话的狗!”

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
The Boss Parrot | 老板鹦鹉

A customer inquires about three parrots with vastly diffe...

beginner business
The Gambler's Loss | 赌徒的损失

A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by...

beginner dialogue
Three Doctors at Heaven's Gate | 三位医生在天堂门口

Three doctors present their credentials to St. Peter at h...

beginner dialogue
When a Tiger Comes | 老虎来了

Two men encounter a tiger in the jungle. One puts on runn...

beginner dialogue
Ever Catch All the Fish? | 你能抓到所有的鱼吗?

A speeding driver, caught despite being among many others...

anecdote beginner
Animal Complaints | 动物们的抱怨

Three animals complain to God about their physical traits...

animals beginner
The Best Reward | 最好的奖赏

A naval officer, rescued by a deck hand after falling ove...

beginner dialogue
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill | 杰克与吉尔上山记

A father advises his son Jack to assert dominance in marr...

beginner dialogue
Liver and Cheese | 肝与奶酪

Three male dogs compete for a Poodle's favor by using "li...

animals beginner
Any Other Choice? | 别无选择?

A humorous dialogue between Adam and Eve, where Adam's re...

beginner dialogue
He Walks Everywhere He Goes | 耶稣从不开车

A son asks to use the family car after meeting most of hi...

beginner dialogue
How to Get into Heaven | 如何进入天堂

A Sunday school teacher asks children what good deeds wou...

beginner dialogue
The Gift of Life | 生命的礼物

A humorous allegory explaining the human life stages thro...

beginner humor
Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟!

A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...

beginner dialogue
He Said What He Meant | 心口如一

A proud father arranges for George Bernard Shaw to hear h...

dialogue humor
The Wise Servant | 聪明的仆人

A story about a servant who ignores his master's order to...

beginner folktale
God's Creations | 上帝的杰作

A little girl, after confirming with her grandfather that...

beginner dialogue
The Poor Husband | 可怜的丈夫

A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustratin...

beginner dialogue
Don't Argue with Children | 莫与孩童争辩

A little girl challenges her teacher's scientific fact ab...

anecdote dialogue
You Will Soon Get Used to It | 你很快就会习惯的

A foolish young man squanders his inheritance and loses h...

beginner humor