English Original
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
中文翻译
理发师:你进来的时候戴着红围巾吗?
顾客:没有。
理发师:噢,那我肯定是把你的喉咙割破了。
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
理发师:你进来的时候戴着红围巾吗?
顾客:没有。
理发师:噢,那我肯定是把你的喉咙割破了。
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