A Careless Barber | 粗心的理发师

Which Heart Is Better? | 谁的心脏更好？

A heart attack patient must choose between a lawyer's hea...

beginner-english dialogue

The Interview | 面试

Three blondes interview for a police detective position b...

beginner-english dialogue

Why Is He Howling? | 他为何喊叫？

A humorous dialogue at the dentist's office reveals the p...

beginner-english dialogue

Competition | 竞赛

A humorous dialogue where Jon reveals he won a gold watch...

beginner-english dialogue

The Blonde in the Doctor's Office | 医生办公室里的金发女郎

A woman complains of full-body pain. When asked to point ...

beginner-english dialogue

A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning

The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗

Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through...

animals dialogue

A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor

Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...

anecdote beginner

The Horse Called | 会打电话的马

A man explains that "Mary" in a letter is a horse he bet ...

anecdote beginner-english

All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor

Excuse for Speeding | 超速的理由

Two men, Harry and Lloyd, give a humorous and illogical e...

anecdote beginner-english

The Looney Bin | 疯人院

A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...

beginner dialogue

Who Is My Father? | 谁是我爸爸？

A child reports a man beating his father, but when police...

beginner-english dialogue

The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的待客之道

A notorious cheapskate instructs a friend to use his elbo...

dialogue everyday-life

Uncle Sam and the Farmer | 山姆大叔与农夫

Uncle Sam looks down on farmers as foolish. When a farmer...

beginner-english cultural-exchange

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

I Want to Buy That | 我想买那个

A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...

beginner dialogue

Two Questions | 两个问题

A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...

dialogue humor

The Corked Bottle | 塞紧的瓶塞

A patient's literal interpretation of a medicine bottle's...

beginner-english dialogue