English Original
Brian and his two friends are at a bar. They talk about life and sports until the conversation turns to their marriages.
His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed, and they weren't mine."
His second friend says, "You know what? I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed, and it wasn't mine."
Brian, surprised by his friends' candor, decides to share his own concern: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious," Brian insists. "The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
中文翻译
布莱恩和他的两个朋友正在酒吧里。他们聊着生活和体育，直到话题转向各自的婚姻。
他的第一个朋友说：“我觉得我妻子和电工有染。前几天我回家，在我们床下发现了一把钢丝钳，那不是我的。”
他的第二个朋友说：“你知道吗？我觉得我妻子和管道工有染。前几天我在床下发现了一把扳手，那不是我的。”
布莱恩对朋友们的坦率感到惊讶，决定说出自己的担忧：“我觉得我妻子和一匹马有染。”
两个朋友都难以置信地看着他。
“不，我是认真的，”布莱恩坚持道，“前几天我回家，在我们床下发现了一个骑师。”