Who Is My Father? | 谁是我爸爸?

English Original

A child, about seven or eight years old, rushed to the police station and told an officer, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He's dying!"

The police immediately rushed to the scene with the child. There, they found two men fighting each other. The officer asked the child, "Which one is your father?"

The child replied, "I don't know who my father is. That's why they're fighting."


中文翻译

一个大约七八岁的孩子匆忙跑到警察局,告诉一名警官:“请快来!有个人在我家打我爸爸,快把他打死了!”

警察立即跟着孩子赶到现场。在那里,他们发现两个男人正在互相打斗。警官问孩子:“哪一个是你的爸爸?”

孩子回答说:“我不知道谁是我爸爸。所以他们才打起来的。”

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