Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多？”
维克多：“我要那只最大的。”
妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”
维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗？”
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