Shy Guy | 害羞的男人

English Original

A man deeply loved a woman but was too shy to propose. They had dated weekly for six years, yet his timidity kept him from even suggesting marriage, let alone living together. Now older and neither ever married, he finally resolved to ask the question.

He called her on the phone.

"June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"


中文翻译

一个男人深爱着一个女人,却因过于害羞而不敢求婚。他们已每周约会六年,但他的羞怯让他连提结婚都不敢,更不用说同居了。如今两人年纪渐长,都未曾结过婚,他终于下定决心要问出那个问题。

他给她打了电话。

“琼。”

“是的,我是琼。”

“你愿意嫁给我吗?”

“当然愿意!请问你是哪位?”

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