English Original
A blind beggar sat by the roadside, wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, took pity on him, and threw him a hundred-dollar bill.
After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around and saw the beggar holding the bill up to the sunlight, checking if it was genuine. Feeling cheated, the drunk man ran back, snatched the money, and shouted, "You're gonna die! How dare you cheat me!"
The beggar, looking offended, retorted, "Hey man, I'm sorry. I'm just filling in for my friend who's actually blind. He went to the bathroom and will be right back... Actually... I'm mute."
"Oh, oh, in that case..." said the drunkard. Whereupon, he threw the money back and stumbled away.
中文翻译
一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜坐在路边乞讨。一个醉汉路过，觉得他很可怜，便扔给他一张一百美元的钞票。
走了几步后，醉汉一回头，恰好看见那个乞丐正把钞票对着太阳，检查真假。醉汉感觉自己被骗了，跑回去一把夺回钱，吼道：“你不想活了！竟敢骗我！”
乞丐一脸委屈地反驳道：“大哥，对不起啊。我只是替我一个真的盲人朋友在这看一下。他去上厕所了，马上就回来……其实……我是个哑巴。”
“哦，哦，原来是这样啊……”醉汉说道。于是，他把钱扔了回去，摇摇晃晃地走了。