English Original
A man came home from work one day to find his dog holding the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit was dead. Panicking and fearing the neighbor's lasting anger, the man took the dirty, chewed-up rabbit inside. He gave it a bath, blow-dried its fur, and secretly returned it to the neighbor's cage, hoping they would think it had died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asked him, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The man stammered, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replied, "We found him dead in his cage. But the weird thing is, the day after we buried him, someone dug him up, gave him a bath, and put him back in the cage! There must be some really sick people out there."
中文翻译
一天，一个男人下班回家，发现他的狗嘴里叼着邻居的宠物兔。兔子已经死了。男人惊慌失措，害怕邻居会因此永远记恨他。于是，他把那只脏兮兮、被咬过的兔子拿进屋里，给它洗了个澡，吹干了毛，然后偷偷放回了邻居的笼子里，希望邻居会以为兔子是自然死亡的。
几天后，邻居问他：“你听说弗拉菲死了吗？”男人结结巴巴地说：“呃……没有……怎么回事？”
邻居回答说：“我们发现它死在笼子里了。但奇怪的是，我们把它埋了的第二天，有人把它挖了出来，给它洗了个澡，又放回了笼子里！这附近一定有什么心理不正常的人。”