English Original
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up at the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet-black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her. He extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers: "Iron this."
中文翻译
在一架跨越大西洋的航班上，飞机遭遇了猛烈的风暴。颠簸非常严重，当一侧机翼被闪电击中时，情况更是雪上加霜。
一位女士尤其失控了。她尖叫着，在飞机前部站了起来。"我还太年轻，不能死！"她哀嚎道。
接着她大喊："好吧，如果我就要死了，我要让在地球上的最后几分钟值得纪念！从来没有人让我真正感觉像个女人！我受够了！这架飞机上有没有人能让我感觉像个女人？？"
一时间，一片寂静。每个人都忘记了自身的危险，全都目不转睛地盯着飞机前部那位绝望的女士。
这时，一位男士从机舱后部站了起来。"我能让你感觉像个女人，"他说。
他英俊极了！高大、健壮，有着飘逸的黑发和乌黑的眼睛。他开始沿着过道慢慢向前走，一次一颗地解开衬衫纽扣。
没有人动弹。
随着这位陌生男子的靠近，女士满怀期待地喘着粗气。
他脱下了衬衫。
当他走到她面前时，胸前的肌肉起伏。他将拿着衬衫的手臂伸向颤抖的女士，低声说道："把这件衣服熨了。"