A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50 for three questions," replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
一名男子走进律师事务所，询问律师的收费标准。
律师回答：“三个问题收费50美元。”
男子问道：“这不是贵得离谱吗？”
律师答道：“是的，那么你的第三个问题是什么？”
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