Where Am I? | 我在哪儿

English Original

An Englishman lost his way while driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in a nearby field, so he drove closer and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

"Yes," the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."


中文翻译

一位英国人在乡间开车时迷了路。他看到一位农民正在附近的田里干活,于是便把车开近问道:“劳驾,您能告诉我我现在在哪儿吗?”

“可以,”农夫奇怪地看了看他,说道:“你在你的车子里,先生。”

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