Once, a blonde woman went to the library to borrow a book. A few days later, she returned and said to the librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I'd like to return it."
The librarian turned to a colleague and said, "So this is the person who took our phone book!"
从前，一位金发女士去图书馆借书。几天后，她回来对柜台后的图书管理员说：“这本书太无聊了。里面人物太多，数字也太多，所以我想把它还掉。”
图书管理员转身对同事说：“原来这就是拿走了我们电话簿的人！”
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