English Original
The first sergeant was holding a combat class for his company. He asked, "Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?"
Jose replied, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."
The sergeant then asked, "On your right, you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?"
Jose said, "I would shoot them with my rifle."
The sergeant continued, "Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?"
Jose answered, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."
The sergeant yelled, "Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets?"
The soldier smiled and said, "Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place?"
中文翻译
一名上士正在给他的连队上战斗课。他问道：“约瑟，如果你看到700名敌兵朝你冲来，你会怎么办？”
约瑟回答：“我会用我的步枪把他们全部打死。”
上士接着问：“在你的右方，你看到400名敌兵正向你冲锋。你会怎么办？”
约瑟说：“我会用我的步枪打死他们。”
上士继续说：“很好！约瑟，在你的左方，你注意到有1000名敌兵正直奔你而来。你会怎么办？”
约瑟答道：“我会用我的步枪把他们全部打死。”
上士大喊道：“等一下，约瑟。你从哪里弄来这么多子弹？”
士兵笑了笑，说道：“那您又是从哪里在同一个地方调集来这么多敌兵的呢？”