English Original
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
- Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
- Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
- Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
- Rottweiler: Make me.
- Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
- Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
- German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
- Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
- Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
- Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
- Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
- Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
- Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
- Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
- The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
中文翻译
换灯泡需要几只狗？
- 金毛寻回犬： 阳光明媚，一天才刚刚开始，我们有大把的人生在前方，而你却在屋里担心一个愚蠢的烧坏的灯泡？
- 边境牧羊犬： 一只就够了。然后我会把所有不合规的电线都换掉。
- 腊肠犬： 你知道我够不到那盏蠢灯！
- 罗威纳犬： 你试试看（逼我啊）。
- 拳师犬： 谁在乎？我在黑暗里也能玩我的吱吱叫玩具。
- 拉布拉多寻回犬： 哦，我，我！！！！求求你让我换灯泡吧！可以吗？可以吗？嗯？嗯？嗯？可以吗？求求求求求你了！
- 德国牧羊犬： 等我先把这些人带离黑暗，检查确保没有遗漏任何一个，再执行一次周边巡逻以防有人趁机作乱，然后我就换。
- 杰克罗素梗犬： 我会在墙上和家具上蹦来蹦去的时候顺手把它塞进去。
- 古代英国牧羊犬： 灯泡？抱歉，我没看见什么灯泡啊？
- 吉娃娃： Yo quiero Taco Bulb。（西班牙语，模仿广告语，意为“我想要塔可灯泡”。）
- 指示犬： 我看见了，在那儿，在那儿，就在那儿……
- 灵缇犬： 它又不动。谁在乎？
- 澳大利亚牧羊犬： 首先，我会把所有灯泡摆成一个小圈。
- 贵宾犬： 我只要对着边境牧羊犬的耳朵吹口气，他就会去做的。等他重新布完家里的电线，我的指甲油也差不多干了。
- 猫的回答： 狗不换灯泡。人换灯泡。所以，真正的问题是：我还要等多久才能有光、有晚餐，还有按摩？