The Clever Dog | 聪明的狗

English Original

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a newspaper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money. The dog trotted off, but an hour later, it had still not returned with the paper.

"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.

"Five dollars."

"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."


中文翻译

一位狗主人声称,只要给他的宠物钱,它就会去报摊买一份报纸。他的朋友坚持要亲眼看看,便给了狗一些钱。狗小跑着离开了,但一个小时过去了,它仍然没有带着报纸回来。

“你给了它多少钱?”主人问道。

“五美元。”

“哦,这就说得通了。你给它五美元时,它会去看电影。”

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