A little boy was wise beyond his years. One day, he came home from the public library with a book titled "The Care and Management of Children."
"Oh, my goodness!" exclaimed his mother in astonishment. "What are you doing with a book like that?"
"Oh," replied the precocious boy, "I want to see if I'm being brought up properly."
一个小男孩的智慧远超他的年龄。一天，他从公共图书馆带回一本书，书名是《对儿童的照料和管理》。
他的母亲惊讶地喊道：“哦，我的天哪！你要这样的书干什么？”
这个早慧的男孩回答说：“哦，我想看看我是否受到了正确的教养。”
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