The Same Service | 同样的服务

English Original

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."

"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service."


中文翻译

一位结婚十年的男人正在向婚姻顾问咨询。

“刚结婚时,我非常幸福。在店里辛苦一天回到家,我的小狗会跑来跑去地叫,我的妻子会给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家,我的狗给我叼来拖鞋,而我的妻子对我大喊大叫。”

“我不知道你在抱怨什么,”顾问说,“你得到的服务还是一样的嘛。”

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