English Original
Peter came home very drunk late one night. He woke his sleeping wife: "Emily, wake up! You know what just happened?!"
"No," she replied sleepily.
"I went to the toilet, and the light switched on all by itself. When I left, it switched off again without me doing anything. I think I'm getting superpowers!"
Emily groaned: "Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!"
中文翻译
一天深夜，彼得喝得酩酊大醉回到家。他叫醒了熟睡的妻子：“艾米丽，快醒醒！你知道刚才发生了什么吗？！”
“不知道，”她睡意朦胧地答道。
“我去了趟厕所，灯自己就亮了。等我出来，灯又自己灭了，我什么都没做。我想我是不是有超能力了！”
艾米丽呻吟道：“哦，不，彼得！你这头猪，你又尿到冰箱里了！！！”