English Original
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member?
A: Someone who comes to your door and tells you to screw off!
中文翻译
问：如果把耶和华见证人和地狱天使摩托车帮的成员结合起来，你会得到什么？
答：一个会敲开你的门，然后叫你滚开的人！
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