Two Blind Hunters | 两位盲目的猎人

English Original

Two blondes went hunting. As it grew late, one told the other she'd heard that if you get lost in the woods, you should fire three shots into the air. So she did.

Hours passed, and she fired three more shots. After a few more hours, they fired three shots again.

Then one blonde said, "Someone better hurry up and save us... we only have two more arrows left."


中文翻译

两位金发女郎去打猎。天色渐晚,其中一人告诉另一人,她听说如果在森林里迷路,应该朝空中开三枪。于是她照做了。

几小时过去了,她又朝空中开了三枪。又过了几小时,她们再次开了三枪。

然后一位金发女郎说:“最好有人快点来救我们……我们只剩下两支箭了。”

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