English Original
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants, don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea — you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies' room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
Man says: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
中文翻译
他说： 我不知道你为什么穿胸罩；你根本没什么可放的。
她说： 你不是也穿裤子吗？
他说： 今晚我们试试交换位置怎么样？
她说： 好主意——你站在熨衣板旁边，我坐在沙发上。
他说： 我给你的所有买菜钱你都花到哪儿去了？
她说： 侧过身照照镜子！
女卫生间墙上写着：“我丈夫到处跟着我。”
正下方写着：“我没有。”
问： 世界上需要多少个诚实、聪明、体贴的男人来洗碗？
答： 两个。（因为总共就两个）
问： 男人如何表明他在为未来做打算？
答： 他买了两箱啤酒。
问： 男人和政府债券有什么区别？
答： 债券会到期（成熟）。
问： 为什么关于金发女郎的笑话都那么短？
答： 这样男人才记得住。
问： 换一卷厕纸需要多少个男人？
答： 我们不知道；这事从来没发生过。
问： 怎么称呼一个每晚都知道丈夫在哪里的女人？
答： 寡妇。
问： 为什么已婚女性比单身女性重？
答： 单身女性回家，看看冰箱里有什么，然后上床睡觉。已婚女性回家，看看床上有什么，然后去冰箱找吃的。
问： 单身酒吧里所有男人的共同点是什么？
答： 他们都已婚。
男人对上帝说： “上帝，你为什么把女人造得如此美丽？”
上帝说： “这样你才会爱她。”
男人说： “但是上帝，你为什么把她造得这么笨？”
上帝说： “这样她才会爱你。”