I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了

English Original

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied, "Thank God! I thought I had gone deaf!"


中文翻译

在一条乡村道路上,一名州警让一位农民靠边停车,说道:“先生,您知道您的妻子在几英里前从车上掉下去了吗?”

农民回答说:“谢天谢地!我还以为我聋了呢!”

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