Keep Feeding Him Nickels | 再喂他几枚镍币

English Original

A mother saw her three-year-old son put a nickel in his mouth and swallow it. She immediately picked him up, turned him upside down, and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the father outside.

"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"

Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"


中文翻译

一位母亲看到她三岁的儿子把一枚五分镍币放进嘴里并吞了下去。她立刻把他抱起来,头朝下,拍打他的后背,结果他咳出了两枚一角的硬币。她惊慌失措地朝外面的父亲喊道。

“你儿子刚吞下一枚五分镍币,却咳出了两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办?”

父亲大声回应道:“再喂他几枚镍币!”

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