Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus?
A: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. She heard he was HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
问：为什么那个金发女郎想和耶稣约会？
答：把你的双臂向两侧伸直，双手也大大张开。她听说他“被挂起来的样子是这样的”！（注：此处为双关语，“hung”既有“被悬挂”的字面意思，在俚语中也有指男性生殖器尺寸的含义。）
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