English Original
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win!"
中文翻译
牧师路过一群坐在教堂草坪上的少年，停下来问他们在做什么。
“没什么，牧师，”一个男孩回答。“我们只是在比赛，看谁能编出关于自己性生活的最大的谎言。”
“孩子们，孩子们，孩子们！”他责备道。“我太震惊了。我在你们这个年纪时，甚至从未想过性。”
他们异口同声地回答：“你赢了！”