English Original
An elderly gentleman had suffered from severe hearing loss for many years. He visited a doctor, who fitted him with a set of hearing aids that restored his hearing completely.
A month later, he returned for a check-up. The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect now. Your family must be delighted."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I've just been listening to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"
中文翻译
一位老先生多年来一直患有严重的听力障碍。他去看医生，医生为他配了一副助听器，完全恢复了他的听力。
一个月后，他复诊时，医生说：“你的听力现在很完美。你的家人一定很高兴。”
老先生回答道：“哦，我还没告诉他们呢。我只是坐在那里听他们谈话。我的遗嘱已经改了三次了！”