I, You, and She | 我、你、她

English Original

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You, and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words.

The teacher said, "I, I am your teacher." Then, pointing to a girl, "She, She is your classmate." Finally, "You, You are my student."

When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned. Peter repeated immediately, "I, I am your teacher." Then, pointing to his mother, "She, She is your classmate." And, "You, You are my student."

His father got angry and corrected him, "I, I am your father." Then, pointing to his wife, "She, She is your mother." And, "You, You are my son."

The next morning, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father." Then, pointing to a girl, "She, She is your mother." And, "You, You are my son."


中文翻译

彼得是个聪明的男孩。上学的第一天,他学会了三个词:。老师教他如何用这些词造句。

老师说:“我,我是你的老师。”然后,指着一个女孩说:“她,她是你的同学。”最后说:“你,你是我的学生。”

彼得回到家,父亲问他学了什么。彼得立刻复述道:“我,我是你的老师。”然后指着他的妈妈说:“她,她是你的同学。”接着说:“你,你是我的学生。”

他的父亲很生气,纠正道:“我,我是你的爸爸。”然后指着他的妻子说:“她,她是你的妈妈。”最后说:“你,你是我的儿子。”

第二天早上,老师问彼得是否用心记住了那三个词。“是的,”他自豪地说,“我,我是你的爸爸。”然后指着一个女孩说:“她,她是你的妈妈。”接着说:“你,你是我的儿子。”

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