English Original
A blonde woman was overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she had lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No," replied the blonde. "From skipping."
中文翻译
一位金发女士超重了，于是她的医生让她开始节食。"我要你正常进食两天，然后跳过一天，如此重复两周。下次我见到你时，你至少会减掉五磅。"
当这位金发女士复诊时，她减掉了将近20磅。
"哇，这太神奇了！"医生说。"你按照我的指示做了吗？"
金发女士点点头。"不过我得告诉你，第三天我以为自己要死了。"
"你是说，因为饥饿？"医生问道。
"不，"金发女士回答。"因为跳。"