English Original
A boy asks his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
The mother thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The boy, confused, then asks, "Is God Black or White?"
"God is both Black and White, honey," the mother answers.
Still curious, the boy pauses before asking, "Is God gay or straight, Mommy?"
The mother, growing slightly concerned, responds, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The boy ponders this. Suddenly, his face lights up as he believes he has finally found the answer. He exclaims, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
中文翻译
一个男孩问他的妈妈：“妈妈，上帝是男人还是女人？”
母亲想了一会儿，回答说：“嗯，儿子，上帝既是男人也是女人。”
男孩感到困惑，接着问：“那上帝是黑人还是白人呢？”
“宝贝，上帝既是黑人也是白人，”母亲答道。
男孩仍然好奇，停顿了一下又问：“妈妈，那上帝是同性恋还是异性恋呢？”
母亲略显担忧地回答：“儿子，上帝既是同性恋也是异性恋。”
男孩思考着。突然，他脸上露出恍然大悟的表情，他相信自己终于找到了答案。他大声说道：“上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊吗？”