English Original
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket for driving through a red light.
She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could hurry back to her classes.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
中文翻译
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，因开车闯红灯而接受罚单问询。
她向法官解释，自己是一名学校老师，请求法官立即处理她的案子，以便她能赶回去上课。
法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠的光芒，说道：“你是学校的老师，是吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，把‘我开车闯了红灯’这句话写五百遍。”