The Boy and the Tickets | 男孩与电影票

English Original

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and enters. However, after just a few minutes, he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. A short while later, he emerges once more and purchases a third ticket. Minutes after that, he comes out for a third time and asks for another ticket.

The ticket seller asks him, "Why are you buying so many tickets? Are you meeting different friends inside each time?"

"No, I'm not," the boy replies. "But a large woman at the door always stops me and tears my ticket up."


中文翻译

一个男孩去电影院。他买了一张票,走了进去。然而,仅仅几分钟后,他就出来了。他买了第二张票,再次进去。过了一会儿,他又一次出来,买了第三张票。几分钟后,他第三次出来,又要买一张票。

售票员问他:“你为什么买这么多票?你每次都在里面见不同的朋友吗?”

“不,不是的,”男孩回答。“但是门口一个高大的女人总是拦住我,然后把我的票撕掉。”

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