Redneck's Birth Control | 红脖子的避孕方式

English Original

A redneck took his daughter to the gynecologist.

They waited in the doctor's office until finally the doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today?"

The father answered: "To get my daughter on birth control, Doc."

"Well, is your daughter sexually active?" asked the doctor.

"No," answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother."


中文翻译

一位红脖子(指美国南部乡村的保守白人)带着女儿去看妇科医生。

他们在医生办公室等候,直到医生终于进来,问这位父亲:“那么,我们今天来是为了什么?”

父亲回答:“给我女儿弄点避孕措施,医生。”

“哦,你女儿性方面活跃吗?”医生问道。

“不,”红脖子回答,“她就跟她妈一样,只是躺在那里。”

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