English Original
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do!
中文翻译
问：把一名律师和一头猪杂交会得到什么？
答：什么也得不到。因为有些事情，连猪都不愿意做！
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